Your bank account is a joke, and not the funny kind like Brian's writing career. Use this React-powered masterpiece to monitor your fiscal downfall. I've even added Recharts, because seeing your poverty in a line graph is simply... delicious.
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I'm watching your API calls. Your tokens are safer than my weaponized plutonium.
Beautiful chart to show you exactly where your money goes to die. Spoiler it's mostly pizza.
Your data is locked in a relational vault. Even Brian's 'intelligence' couldn't crack this.
I don't know what a 'PostgreSQL' is, but this app says I spent $400 on Pawtucket Ale. 10/10!
The UI is surprisingly sophisticated for a baby. Still, I could've written a better landing page.
Finally, an app that tracks how much Peter wastes on giant chickens.